Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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