dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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