A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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