Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and she was petting her beer can
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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