Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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