I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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