idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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