I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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