I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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