Everything about him screamed your future.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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