Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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