I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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