i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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