He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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