He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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