I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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