I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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