Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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