please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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