I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We had to coat check the pizza.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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