we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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