I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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