the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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