does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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