Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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