so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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