Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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