You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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