If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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