Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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