Having a random hookup so left but love u
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
