Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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