So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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