I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Are my feet made of real feet?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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