doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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