I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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