I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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