Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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