Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?