i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.