You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.