She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.