The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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