Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Nicole vs. Life
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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