I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"