I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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