...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
