She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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