Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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