Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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