I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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