drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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