Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So squirting runs in the family.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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