i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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