sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
