shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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