No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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