I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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