You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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