oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
this will be a night to untag.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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