scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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