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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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